Happiness Returned to Me

thorhead:

mary had a little lamb

its heart was black as coal.

it crept into her room one night

and ate her fucking soul.

  • mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
  • me: i am juliet
  • me: and he is my romeo
  • mom:
  • me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops

  • favorite band: i think we'll play six shows in california and not come to your state

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  • teacher: you're taking too long to complete the classwork
  • me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop
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lgbtlaughs:

Even better flowchart: when it’s okay to say “gay”

lgbtlaughs:

Even better flowchart: when it’s okay to say “gay”

cosmothefairy:

you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down

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1 hour ago · 28 notes · via vergebung · originally poxleitnerd

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